Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

raping black women

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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