- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

I need a good anti joke....

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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