- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

children burning

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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