What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What's up brah brah

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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