Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How would you rule?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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