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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A man made a sandwich.

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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