- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

raping black women

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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