It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women's rights

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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