So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Women's rights.

Woman's rights

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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