- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Grammer is very important

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock Come in!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.