- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

acualy is dolan

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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