brandon ya twwat

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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