What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Homosexuals are gay.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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