Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Hey Shea

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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u jelly?

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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