- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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