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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

You idiot.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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