What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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