Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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