America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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