Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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shut up kobe!

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Type 2 diabetics

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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"33"

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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to get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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