What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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bob saget

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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