How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Twenty-Four

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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