mitchell palmer sucks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Prostitution is bad.......

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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