- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

i am a dino. RAWR.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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