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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Yo Momma So Fat!

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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