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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A seal walks into a club.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

I have a horse.