- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

I'm rick james bitch

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