what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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