- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

. . I am a whale

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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