I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Women Sports.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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