- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

You were born.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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