- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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