Oh my God! A talking dog!

its all aodhan

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

its snowing on mount fuji

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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