- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

homosexuals are gay

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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