- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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