What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Apple juice.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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