- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??