why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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3 like an eel

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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dry handjob

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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