Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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eden stop

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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its all aodhan

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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