2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What abou three times

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Anti Joke

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