How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Women's rights

What's cold and icy? Ice

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

can't wait until the baby boomers die

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

is mayonnaise an instrument?

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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