Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Giving birth to the antichrist

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Your mother is a man.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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