A woman gets in her car to drive.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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That's Racist

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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