Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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