- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Your mother is a man.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Steve Jobs.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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