call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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poop

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obama is a good president

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Blarg

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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