Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

The penn state football administration

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

maddie latino

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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