A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Penis.

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