An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Fags are gay.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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