Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Fags are gay.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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