- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

400 asian people walked in a bar

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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