What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Penis.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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